there was a trapeze. enough said
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
