i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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