loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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