have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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