OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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