So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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