Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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