After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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