talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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