Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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