Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
