Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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