The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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