I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Is it penis luge time yet?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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