2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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