dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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