Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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