He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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