yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
