Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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