I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize