If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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