ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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