WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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