Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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