one word: firstdatebathroomanal
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
tell me about the fingering
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