Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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