Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
