can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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