I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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