lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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