She said her name was "party"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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