Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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