Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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