Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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