matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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