im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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