In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
