normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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