Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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