we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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