You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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