My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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