I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
This toilet bowl is my home.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm really busy with my period
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