we have officially lost it.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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