So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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