Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
