is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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