You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
well you can't waste a boner
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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