My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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