ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Non-Jews are for practice
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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