maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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