Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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