chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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