Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Everyone says I win the strip club
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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