is wine microwaveable?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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